Torture?

[Middle Finger]

He doesn't actually let anyone in. He leaves that to his lackeys.

And Miracle Whip tastes like bad Mayo, if you ask me.



None of which has anything to do with my user name. But that's of no consequence.

I can and have let people in, but Sinister is in charge of that Department not because she is a "lackey" but because she is a Guardian. God sent down a straight-talking, bright, strong, and principled angel-warrior to guard over the gateway to the future's largest site for busting chops with freedom. Sinister is to Mock what Jesus is to Christianity, only add a lit cigarette to his mouth and a tatoo.

She is a Commanding Guardian. She shapes the evolution of The Entrance. She is a founding Mock Member and SuperModerator. She will be entitled to a real slice of the Mock Empire. Jackboots gets the slice missing pepperoni.

She comes and goes exactly as she pleases. She does what she does for her own personal pleasure or plans. That is no lackey.

In short, we are lucky to have her and her nice, big, soft natural tits with really full-sized nipples.