Speaking of honesty...

[ramseycat]

She asks me should she have said something. I said yea maybe or tell one of the girls she works with.

Translation:

I'm a jealous, wrinkling, sea-cow.

Clearly MF knows nothing about women. She should have told the girl because I am sure if she knew her ass and thong were on display for the whole office she would be mortified. Not telling her would be the jealous thing to do so she can be talked about and be embarassed.