06-20-2012, 05:39 PM
(06-20-2012, 05:23 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Hairy suspects that Kenny may remain a virgin for a very long time.
Hairy thinks that Kenny reminds her of a less funny version of Sonny.
Who is this Sonny you are talking about? Is he also a high profile professional sport celebrity like Kenny? If so Kenny must meet him and discuss strategy.
In regards to this virgin thing, Kenny has not been a virgin for a long time. At an early age Kenny lost his virginity to a couple of Swedish twins, and He has never gone for a day without performing His God given talents. But that's another story for another time.
I understand most of you are not quite comfortable or simply don't know how to communicate with celebrities. Kenny knows He might very well be the sport hero most of you grew up idolizing. Kenny gets it, ok. It will be fine. Kenny also knows how to get down to your level so we can communicate equally. We will make it work.