Get ready to be Kennytized

[Kenny Powers]

we have a poster here named Midwest Spy. Earlier today, Midwest Spy (MS) was lamenting about the lack of hot men at Mock. MS is quite likeable and often sexually-oriented. You might make MS your first Mock target for the "hot piece of ass" to "tits" promotion if you're anxious to pop your Mock cherry.

HotD, I was lamenting the lack of hot guys for your sake?!?!

I'm shocked and.... hurt. Insinuating that Kenny and I get it on?

I realize I haven't flirted with you for a few days, but it doesn't mean I'm not thinking of you every waking moment.

Kenny sees you are a male. Well then, you could be Kenny's wing man if you find to be of value. You will greatly benefit from hanging out with Ken. His leftovers could feed entire nations, speaking metaphorically.