Get ready to be Kennytized

[Kenny Powers]

So people call you Big Sal but you prefer to be called Sally? That is pretty fucking gay, but hey it is your asshole not mine. Whatever floats inside your colon, I guess they say.

It's not gay if your mafioso, 300 lbs and stink of mortadella.

What a fuck are you babbling about? what's a mortadella? doesn't even sound American, and Kenny breathes and bleeds American. Kenny ain't skeered of no mafiosi... Kenny's fan base would crush all of you. I stared at death in the face, and death folded his hand.