07-01-2012, 03:54 PM
It's only funny when it isn't you. I'll catch hell about it from my friends this week because the Christians and fatties get way more than I do. Then they'll ask when the last time I got any was and I'll tell them to fuck off. We'll have the conversation (or not so oblique references) five or six times a day for the next few days. Then they will tell every man in every bar we visit. Sometimes they tell strangers in stores/restaurants/public because it is the only thing that makes my face red.
Good thing I have a great sense of humor. Plus, I tear them up and it's the only dirt they have on me. Well, besides the ex-husband. They hate him more than I do.
Good thing I have a great sense of humor. Plus, I tear them up and it's the only dirt they have on me. Well, besides the ex-husband. They hate him more than I do.