IS LOVE BLIND?

[Ilyanna]

Yes Ily, decorator towels. You know the ones that hang on the towel rack that match the rugs? They are there to make the bathroom look pretty.

Ah, so they're like, the Paris Hilton of the towel world?

You do understand that I am talking about the bathroom on the main floor where company would go? Although I have decorator towels in all my bathrooms.

Of course you do...

...warm and inviting ... and no one gets hurt.

Ah, gotcha. Warm and inviting. Unless I use the wrong towel, of course...oh dear - what about the soap? Anything I should know about the soap?

Anyway, now that I have discovered a new and fascinating world of towel etiquettes, I wanna know more: how do I distinguish between the decorative and the useable ones? Do the latter not match the rugs? Or do you have two separate racks with small signs pointing me to the admissible cloths? Or maybe they have different sizes? Inquiring Ily needs to know!

My home while clean & tidy is not fussy, I don't even care if people put their feet on my coffee table. I want my friends to be comfortable here, no one has to remove their shoes, I don't care if they smoke (not many do), I'm just not particular about some things, if everything is tidy that's good enough for me.

Pretty much my take on it, as well.
My home is, well, my home, the place I want to feel comfortable in. So naturally, I decorate it the way I love it, and I happen to despise useless decorations with no purpose other than collecting dust. I do have a few paintings and other artwork that has some meaning to me, personally, but other than that, I like to keep it functional. Besides, the people who I invite into my home are so not the kind who care about decoration

Under no circumstances though, whether you're fastidious or not, it is improper to urinate in the sink.

WTF, the SINK? What kind of plebeian uses the sink?? Go and water the flower beds in my garden, you bloody squanderer