IS LOVE BLIND?

[Duchess]

I like function and comfort over appearance. I have this couch that has the assorted cobbled parts, cushions and padding from no less than four previous couches and is a nap-inducing monster that defeats me almost every afternoon. It is affectionately known as Frankensofa. My imaginary girlfriend who recently broached the topic of future living arrangements has made it clear Frankensofa is not welcome even though that old bastard will outlast us all. Naturally I like sex on demand better than an afternoon nap, but shit I'm getting older and that gap will narrow. Do I wanna give up frankensofa for some chick who won't let me dry my cock on her curtains or designer guest towels? Hmmmmmmmm.

Function & comfort over appearance? Blasphemy!

Hahaha! I have a pair of kickass, stiletto heeled bad girl boots that are as sexy as they can be, after spending several hours wearing them I am damn near hobbling but I wouldn't consider giving them up for something flat & comfortable. One of my favorite bras is a beautiful pushup that gives me fantastic cleavage but after a few hours I begin to feel chained but again, I wouldn't consider giving it up. Appearance is everything, man.

Most woman care a great deal how their home looks, she'll win this one, Dono.