Dirty Limerick thread

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So true that large-breasted lasses

Are the favorite playthings of the masses

While some would love to touch User in the Bay Fog

And many pine for Duchess' affection

I'll always be true to my curvy beauty, Hairy Dog!

What the hell was that MS? That's not a limerick!

User, I have NO fucking idea.

While I like to write I don't know a limerick from a hole in the ground.

I was trying to pay tribute to some special Mock ladies and fucked it up.

Here's a dirty Mock limerick:

Though username is a pro at the rhymin'

It won't buy her a virginal hymen

Her's got broke by a tampon

When she got her first cramp on

'Least that's what she told the Delta Phi men...

You should write a dirty limerick book HotD. That was awesome, and so was users.