Dear Shy Members and Lurkers...

[username]

Dear Shy Members and Lurkers,

Don't fall for it! username is a heartless and cold bitch!

It' true; there's proof of it in posts all over the Mock board.

-Like the time she saved an injured dog in distress. (Actually, that's kinda nice. Disregard.)

-But, consider this: She spends a lot of time with her children and encourages open and honest communication. (Damn, that's nice too. Nevermind this one.)

-There's this though: She recently helped to get a drunken driver off the road before the crazy bitch could hurt anyone. (Shit, that's sorta cool too. Scratch that.)

See lurkers? The water's safe! Tell me your troubles, my new friends.