Hi, from me

[septic]

Thank you for quick reply, septic.

Enticing indeed. I'm rather average myself, but I'd like to throw my hat in the ring for your consideration.

What will be your process/criteria for selecting the lucky low-hanging fruit squeezer? Surely, I won't be the only one interested in partaking? I'm prepared to compete for the prize.

I'm not sure I want an average guy although I may be tempted to give you some charity squeezing. I am huge on charity work ever since Brother McDermot showed me the missionary position in the 90's.
Feel free to throw your ring in the hat for consideration.