Hi, from me

[HairOfTheDog]

Thank you for quick reply, septic.

Enticing indeed. I'm rather average myself, but I'd like to throw my hat in the ring for your consideration.

What will be your process/criteria for selecting the lucky low-hanging fruit squeezer? Surely, I won't be the only one interested in partaking? I'm prepared to compete for the prize.

I'm not sure I want an average guy although I may be tempted to give you some charity squeezing. I am huge on charity work ever since Brother McDermot showed me the missionary position in the 90's.
Feel free to throw your ring in the hat for consideration.

Oh damn, rejected. Worse for you, average looking white woman who isn't so charitable these days and not wild about the missionary position all by its lonesome.

My hat's been kicked out of the ring.

Thanks for at least being honest about yourself.

Looks like you're no stranger to some folks here. I'll back off and let you catch up with your old friends, foxy lady.