Do any of you dog owners...

[Clang McFly]

Hell no, I left the house the other day and forgot to brush my own damn teeth.

I was just about to comment that I'm lucky if I brush my own teeth most days, much less a dog's teeth.

When our family did have a dog(golden retriever) many years ago we never brushed the dog's teeth but gave it plenty of Milkbone dog biscuits which were supposed to be good for keeping the dog's teeth healthy.