AN AGE-OLD QUESTION

[HairOfTheDog]

I see where you're trying to go with this, MS. I doubt Tiki's up for directing the porno version of Sound of Music. I'm out. You might still be able to get aussie to do it though; wave a bowl of extra buttery popcorn in front of her - that might close the deal.

You is cruisin' for a bruisin'. The popcorn is for my guests, not me.

Hey now, I was just trying to ensure that you'd be fairly compensated by MS.

You said that your special buttery popcorn is "to die for". I figured if you're willing to die for it, you'd be willing to play Maria to MS's Captain Von Trapp for it (unless you consider that a fate worse than death).

I think you should be fair to MS and yourself and seriously consider the porn opportunity, aussie. A paid singing gig, lots of exposure, co-starring with a man who considers you to be as appealing as Jodi Arias, the chance to don pleather in your one clothed scene, AND buttery popcorn made especially for you... Could be a dream come true.