When I'm 80

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Doesn't it interest you? You should know some basic moves. Did you know you can fuck someone up with car keys? Or you can drive the bones in a nose into someones brain with the palm of your hand.[/i][/size]

He's always coming within inches of hitting me in the face when he's practicing and I'm anywhere nearby. My only interest now is I don't want a broken nose.

I took it with him for a couple of months. I liked it well enough until it came to the rolls. Fuck if I can comfortably throw myself from a standing position in to a front or backwards roll these days. I couldn't tuck my head well enough so on the backwards rolls especially, I'd get about half way through it and fall to the side like a spastic retard. I'd probably still be doing it if I could have stayed on my feet the whole time but nooooooo.