04-26-2013, 10:01 AM
I got my girlfriend with the worst joke ever but her reaction made it hilarious. We were watching some story about a guy who got killed by a pin setter at a bowling alley and she was all "oh that's awful" so I told her I had almost died breaking my neck at the golf course one time. She was concerned and said "Oh my god what happened?" And I answered, "I fell off the ball washer."
I swear she almost slugged me to death and I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. It ain't the joke...it's the setup.
I swear she almost slugged me to death and I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. It ain't the joke...it's the setup.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.