Hello

[MIKE JONES]

Well fuck me, that's 20 minutes of my life I will never get back. After reading all 7 pages of this boring ass thread I have come to the conclusion that MJ has the personality of a cum covered sock. Come on MJ, you gotta give us something to work with man! Other than watching goary videos and dancing what else you into?

Have you ever shot a female dog in the ass with a pellet gun while she was being boned by a male dog, just to watch him get drug around by his junk?

Ya ever soak a person on a bicycle with a big gulp as you rode down the road?

Ya ever shit bomb someone's house with a flaming bag of dogshit on Halloween?

Ya ever use a squirt bottle of water to slowly freeze someone's car door shut in the middle of winter?

Ya ever poke holes in someone's beer, 1 inch below the opening just to watch them pour beer down their shirt?

Ya ever zip tie two cats tails together and then throw them over a clothesline just to watch them kill each other?

Come on man spill the beans, give us something to work with!!!!!!!!!!

I havent shot a dog in the ass but I have done most of what you have listed. Oh and not the cats either. I just cant tortue animals. I have the capabilities to be a serial killer but dont want to practice on animals. Would rather practice on humans. Just saying