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[Cynical Ninja]

Technically you are a “gweilo” Cantonese for “ghost man”.

The chinese apply it to any foreigner who doesn't do the things they do like eating anything that moves, staring and spitting on the floor.

And how the freakin pumpkin would you know that?! As you say it's Cantonese, thereby mainly around the Hong Kong area as well as a small village in the south of Kuala Lumpur, so far from "Chinese". And if they stare at you it's because they are amazed by your most wondrous looks that are clearly contradicting their believes in Fung Shui.

Regarding racial issues I just follow one of the wisest man on the planet, Steve Colbert. I don't believe in race, be it black, yellow or whatever other colour there might be, and their stereotyping. I just treat everybody like they are white and all is well.

They don't just speak Cantonese in Hong Kong its spoken throughout south eastern china my sausage swallowing mock amigo.

I went backpacking in china during my gap year and Chinese people do eat anything that moves, do stare at you especially if you are a foreigner in fact one of my mates was using the local “facilities” consisting of a hole in the ground. He looked up and there was a small family standing there watching him take a dump. And Chinese people spit EVERYWHERE including on the floors of restaurants as we witnessed numerous times.

You do realise Stephen Colberts TV persona is a comic creation don't you? You aren't supposed to like or admire him you are supposed to regard him as an idiot not consider him an object of admiration fuckwit.