05-25-2013, 12:18 PM
See old chap, that's where you are going wrong and why you spend your days looking after the less unfortunate of your society while I'm sipping G&T's with your Ambassador, you obviously ain't going with the times. You know, change.
Clearly you are stuck somewhere in the past, in the one you prefer nonetheless, but don't let me explain, let's see what Wiki got to say about Hungaria.
"It has a respectable football history, having won three Olympic titles, finishing runners-up in the 1938 and 1954 FIFA World Cups, and third in the 1964 UEFA European Football Championship. Hungary revolutionized the sport in the 1950s, laying the tactical fundamentals of Total Football and dominating international football with the remarkable Golden Team which included legend Ferenc Puskás, top goalscorer of the 20th century,[2][3][4] whom FIFA dedicated[5] its newest award, the Puskás Award. The side of that era has the all-time highest Football Elo Ranking in the world, with 2166 in 1954, also they have the highest all-time Elo ranking of 2166, set in 1956, and one of the longest undefeated runs in football history, remaining unbeaten in 31 games, spanning over more than 4 years and including matches such as the Match of the Century.
On 23 May 1954 the Hungarian national team beat England by 7–1, which has been the biggest defeat of England"
Of course, shortly after Russia walked into the door, and we went from Football to all those Gymnastics and Wrestling, which just shows how gay those Russians are. What could we do, it was either that or spend the rest of your days playing with somewhat different balls over in Siberia while being force fed to Mosquitos. Utterly atrocious, no?
Stand on your own two feet? No doubt that must have been the reason why you plunged your well manicured toes into pretty much every country your wonderfully shaven, Burberry clad legs could reach those times.
You see, you lack an essential part of being successful in todays world. I use the German Passport, as it whisks me pass any immigration desk on the planet, apart from a Kenyan one in my case, but other than that, Whhhoooosssshhhh .... and I'm thru. I spread my love of Palinka, Piroschka and Paprikasch all across my travels with a delightful passion, at the same time converse in Bahasa Malay or Indonesia, pretty much the same thing really, while having Sate's and Nasi Goreng either in Jakarta or on a beach in Bali, telling everybody about my Indonesian roots, which in my case mainly translates to lays, and then I'm already off thru the streets of Singapore or Hong Kong, telling my taxi driver in Cantonese to take me to Lan Kwei Fong for old memories sake. Of course, let's not forget running across the Serengeti in my red loin cloth, pretending to be the only white Massai in the village.
You got to be flexible in todays world old chap, just like Bruce Lee said so many years ago with his Bamboo or Water bla bla, or else they take you and you end up answering all those phone calls from the nut jobs of your neighbourhood.
"Charles, what's the bloody matter with you, she looks like a horse!"
"But Mom, she is English."
"Oh, but of course."
Clearly you are stuck somewhere in the past, in the one you prefer nonetheless, but don't let me explain, let's see what Wiki got to say about Hungaria.
"It has a respectable football history, having won three Olympic titles, finishing runners-up in the 1938 and 1954 FIFA World Cups, and third in the 1964 UEFA European Football Championship. Hungary revolutionized the sport in the 1950s, laying the tactical fundamentals of Total Football and dominating international football with the remarkable Golden Team which included legend Ferenc Puskás, top goalscorer of the 20th century,[2][3][4] whom FIFA dedicated[5] its newest award, the Puskás Award. The side of that era has the all-time highest Football Elo Ranking in the world, with 2166 in 1954, also they have the highest all-time Elo ranking of 2166, set in 1956, and one of the longest undefeated runs in football history, remaining unbeaten in 31 games, spanning over more than 4 years and including matches such as the Match of the Century.
On 23 May 1954 the Hungarian national team beat England by 7–1, which has been the biggest defeat of England"
Of course, shortly after Russia walked into the door, and we went from Football to all those Gymnastics and Wrestling, which just shows how gay those Russians are. What could we do, it was either that or spend the rest of your days playing with somewhat different balls over in Siberia while being force fed to Mosquitos. Utterly atrocious, no?
Stand on your own two feet? No doubt that must have been the reason why you plunged your well manicured toes into pretty much every country your wonderfully shaven, Burberry clad legs could reach those times.
You see, you lack an essential part of being successful in todays world. I use the German Passport, as it whisks me pass any immigration desk on the planet, apart from a Kenyan one in my case, but other than that, Whhhoooosssshhhh .... and I'm thru. I spread my love of Palinka, Piroschka and Paprikasch all across my travels with a delightful passion, at the same time converse in Bahasa Malay or Indonesia, pretty much the same thing really, while having Sate's and Nasi Goreng either in Jakarta or on a beach in Bali, telling everybody about my Indonesian roots, which in my case mainly translates to lays, and then I'm already off thru the streets of Singapore or Hong Kong, telling my taxi driver in Cantonese to take me to Lan Kwei Fong for old memories sake. Of course, let's not forget running across the Serengeti in my red loin cloth, pretending to be the only white Massai in the village.
You got to be flexible in todays world old chap, just like Bruce Lee said so many years ago with his Bamboo or Water bla bla, or else they take you and you end up answering all those phone calls from the nut jobs of your neighbourhood.
"Charles, what's the bloody matter with you, she looks like a horse!"
"But Mom, she is English."
"Oh, but of course."