Finger licking good

[Mohammed]

Pfffft....tl;dr

Pfffft ....ti;dm
(to insignificant, doesn't matter)

Morning time in Angela's office, when she picks up her black, red, golden coloured phone and dials the number of whoever is in fucking charge of Cyprus.

"Hallo?"

"Ja, hallo, is that the office of the Chief Tzaitziki in Cyprus?"

"Yes."

"Good. You know what just happened in Greece, ja?"

"Yes"

"Good. We don't want that to happen to us ... ja?"

"No."

"Good. You got a shitload of those disgusting Brits on that island of yours who put all their money into your banks, ja?"

"Yes."

"Good, now this is what I want you to do or else I send my Love Parade down onto your island as well as playing Wagner ²⁴⁄₇ on that crappy radio station you got down there, understood?"

"Yes mam."

"Wunderbar."

And this is how we kick you Brits in the balls these days!

Anyway, before we pollute the whole place with our mutual love, I was thinking I shall create our very own thread, you know, like our very own G-Spot, then again, how would you know about such a thing, right? You are English after all.

What you think?