New Year. New Board. Better Entertainment?

[Savage]

Oh goody, Savage the butt plugging moron has joined. Do you enjoy gerbils running up your ass too, you sick deranged fuck!

Oh goody, someone with half a brain finally showed up.

No, I don't like sticking things up my ass but I'd love to stick something up yours.

I've got a cage, ball gag, and collar all ready for you. I'll make you into the true bitch you've always yearned to be.

From what've seen so far, I'm not impressed.

So what the fuck did you join for???

Read the next line dipshit.

Yeah, you don't want to try being snarky with me, fuckwit. I'm the one who decides what happens to you, so show some fucking respect to your intellectual superiors.

Oh that changes everything. I'm so sorry, mighty one with the large e-penis.

I don't give a shit about your ego and bullshit power.

No penis here, braindead, just huge knockers. The "Mistress" in my bitch name should have been a clue as to my gender. Speaking of; you need a bitch name. Think on it, if that isn't too painful for you.

Even better. Hard to beat a large titty fuck.

Bitch name... interesting. If you're the "Mistress" than I might as well be the "Master", don't you agree?

Urethral jewelry... Jesus fucking christ.

Any non-retarded adult knows what this is. You don't have to know anything about BDSM.

Real men only need to show the lady some romance, use loving words, have a soft touch, and some concern about what the woman wants.

The words of wisdom of a 14 year old whose never talked to a girl, let a lone fucked one.

When your acne clears up, come talk to me. I'll show you how women really want to be treated.