English sheep eating plant

[Donovan]

I'm like your wife, I can't get tired of trying to get your hot little English muffin ass into the sack it's too much fun.

And don't think I don't appreciate that daisy douchebag.

Wait. Are you using the extra clever and entirely original tactic of deliberate quote editing to publicly admit you let your wife fuck you in your "cute little English muffin ass"? Dude, that's really brave of you. Explains a lot about your constant homosexual fantasies, your inability to stand up to her, and your unrelenting passive submissive attitude.

You're the chick in your marriage. No wonder you ask her permission for everything and have to settle for substandard lawn and telephone equipment. But there's still no cause for allowing the physical abuse. Seek help. Also, I officially rescind my offer to fuck her for you because I don't care for butch chicks, especially if they have a penis.