New Year. New Board. Better Entertainment?

[Savage]

Our forums are temporarily offline. Don not worry about "why." Just be quiet and check back later.

I woke up yesterday, jacked one off while I took a dump, and then came here to see what other pussies had decided to stop by my thread to get fucked. But no, I had to get presented with the above garbage. The tissue I had just used to wipe my ass was more grammatically correct than that dribble.

For a split second, I actually wondered who the fuck "Don" was and what mental disease he suffered from that would cause him to freak out when this $100 shit hole was taken offline.

But soon I realized what was really going on. Just some kid admin who would embarrass himself in front of the entire board for more than 24 hours because he can't bother to double check his offline message.

Nice one there, bud.

[user=29]Duchess[/user] wrote:

His avatar looks similiar to what the dude used to pierce my navel with.

Is that all you have pierced?

Eh, you can deceive yourself but you can't fool me. You enjoy this stuff. That's why you keep coming back to this thread.

Pretty fucking arrogant to assume to know what any member here does or why they do it.

I still don't like you. You give off some seriously warped and twisted vibes. I need more info about you before I decide if you're worthy of Mock. You remind me of the Hannibal Lechter character.

Arrogance? Try common sense.