07-20-2013, 01:42 PM
(07-20-2013, 01:32 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:(07-20-2013, 01:18 PM)Mohammed Wrote: No, you refuse because you can't get that fat arse of yours out of that so beloved Lazy Boy of yours as well as not being in a position to finance a bus ticket for the journey, let's forget about a flight since Ryan Air ain't doing that trip, right?
No, your holiday consists of re-enacting a trip to Mallorca by pulling out the rubber pool into the living room and chuck a bit of sand and tanning oil around, while putting little umbrella's and a slice of cucumber into your glass of tap water.
I could afford to fly first class to Dubai tomorrow morning, could you fatboy? I think you are too busy belly dancing at gunpoint to even contemplate it.
When we go on holiday we don't do budget airlines or all inclusive resorts, its first class air travel and five star accomodation all the way fatboy.
The only one sitting fantasising in a dusty shithole is you!
Well, you better take out that Canon next time you're putting up your tent in the lobby of a Ritz Carlton, Mandarin, Four Seasons, Shangri La or St Regis, or else I might find myself making fun of you once again old chap.
And don't start telling me your flip flops are the latest Armani trend!