07-25-2013, 10:13 PM
Because I feel a bit sorry for you and am somewhat drawn to your lack of love for mans best friend, I will attempt to walk you through this.
Take one dog and give it tons of attention for a week, do not mess with the other ones. then take another dog a week later and give it tons of attention, the next week do the same for the others and continue until they have all had your "special attention love"
Wait until it rains like a son of a bitch, I mean a pour down rain that lasts a week and fills the sewers to overflow.
Take them all down to the river that will be in turmoil and rolling like a fat lady on acid in a vat of beer. Get a stick and toss that thing as far as your arms can fling it into the baddest roiling boiling part of the river.
Say heel.
The one that stays with you keep, let the other ones go down the river to find new masters and mistresses.
Wait...........you live near alligators right?
Take one dog and give it tons of attention for a week, do not mess with the other ones. then take another dog a week later and give it tons of attention, the next week do the same for the others and continue until they have all had your "special attention love"
Wait until it rains like a son of a bitch, I mean a pour down rain that lasts a week and fills the sewers to overflow.
Take them all down to the river that will be in turmoil and rolling like a fat lady on acid in a vat of beer. Get a stick and toss that thing as far as your arms can fling it into the baddest roiling boiling part of the river.
Say heel.
The one that stays with you keep, let the other ones go down the river to find new masters and mistresses.
Wait...........you live near alligators right?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.