07-25-2013, 10:20 PM
They won't go in the water, Maggot. Did you know that a Newfoundland is a water rescue dog? Not mine. We took him to the lake for the first time when he was about 5 months old, he sank like a fucking rock. After about 5 minutes I told my husband that I don't think he's coming back up, so he jumped in with his cell phone and wallet and dragged him out through the weeds. We were the laughing stock of the whole park and are forever known as the Newf who can't swim.