rodeo clowns.

[HairOfTheDog]

Handn't been for that clown I would have been stomped and gored

And rightfully so, asshole. Too bad the clown was there.

Most of the clowns with whom I'm familiar are assholes.

There's John Wayne Gacy, the most kller clown of them all.


Then there's Captain Spaulding.


And, Crusty.


I bet none of them were the fearless shoe-floppin' red-rubber-nosed hero that saved our brave Six from certain rodeo death. They'd likely have been rootin' for a tramplin' instead.

Still, judging by the level of integrity and sincere concern for the well-being of citizens now being displayed by most of our elected officials in the US, I wouldn't be surprised at all to see Spaulding or Crusty make a successful run for Congress.

Maybe I'm just a clown bigot and those high profile asshole clowns don't fairly represent the whole of the clownhood; I know there are some nice clowns like Ronald McDonald and Bozo, but they seem to be the exceptions.

Or, maybe rodeo clowns are the cream of the clown crop?

IDK. I guess the key to avoiding Coulrophobia is to know "IT" when you see it.; to avoid being Penny Wise and pound foolish.


Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right...