Mock this bitches

[Middle Finger]

I've come from over there --> somewhere in search of a worthy watering hole. My first impression is that most of you are just pansy wannabes. Show me why I should want to stay.

First, you need to worry about why we want YOU to stay, like ramsey indicated.

But because I'm in a good mood I will answer you:

There are two basic reasons you'd want to stay.

1 - You want to be in a place that is mock centered, where you can be free to pretty much say what you want, be mean, call names, or not ... while truly gross or disturbing material is disallowed.

That was code for "dwell on a mock site that is run by someone normal."


2 - You'd like some loving, free advice about improving your pathetic little puppet life.

I like your avatar. I got it right away, too. Stomping on a head. See how brilliant we are here? Things are looking up for you already.

You have to work on your bitch name.

Also, you are here for our entertainment. You don't expect anything, especially at this stage. We do what we want - we might be sweet as pie one minute then different the next. It's not because we're crazy, it's because members here can do what they want in that regard.

Sinister will let you know what she requires before you are admitted, or booted.

I look forward to joining in on your torture, newbie bitch. ::dlaugh::