01-06-2009, 01:18 PM
Quote: Oh, Stomp? You didn't answer my question about your age. How old are you? Also, what do you do for a living? Or does living in mommy and daddy's basement mean you don't have to work?
I'm thirty something, tall dark and handsome residing outside of my mother's basement for several years now. I'm a professional hack specializing in showing up for work and being available if needed. As my night job, I frequent Russian massage parlors throughout the tri-state area, providing an rss feed for regular Joes in need of assistance of finding the 5 star happy endings in the area. I also specialize in collecting tittie and coochie shots from the horny online masses, which I Iater, sometimes, use as ammunition for cash settlements and/or blowjobs.
Skinister, show me your titties?