SHOTS FIRED NEAR THE CAPITAL

[HairOfTheDog]

The nation's capital is run from Capitol Hill.

When you memorize that and pass the quiz, you'll be ready for the finger-painting class which will be conducted after show & tell, starting next week.

Study hard, MS!

I LOVE finger painting breasts with honey and chocolate syrup.

Figured as much, thus the advice to study hard.

Show & tell and finger-painting are privileges to be earned, not fundamental rights.

Oh, btw, Clang is the nude Mock model for the finger-painting class and will supply the breasts. The honey and chocolate is your responsibility though.

Good luck.