SHOTS FIRED NEAR THE CAPITAL

[Midwest Spy]

The nation's capital is run from Capitol Hill.

When you memorize that and pass the quiz, you'll be ready for the finger-painting class which will be conducted after show & tell, starting next week.

Study hard, MS!

I LOVE finger painting breasts with honey and chocolate syrup.

Figured as much, thus the advice to study hard.

Show & tell and finger-painting are privileges to be earned, not fundamental rights.

Oh, btw, Clang is the nude Mock model for the finger-painting class and will supply the breasts. The honey and chocolate is your responsibility though.

Actually, KrystalShores and Sally have volunteered to let me practice on them.

You're welcome too, if you have the cajones...