AN AGE-OLD QUESTION

[Midwest Spy]

How do you catch a cloud & pin it down?

How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

I can hardly stand that I'm quoting The Sound Of Music. Ooohh god.

You DO bear a striking resemblence to the Reverend Mother.

You DO bear a striking resemblence to the Reverend Mother.

Muthafucka!

The Sound of Music Cast (Mock characters):

Captain Von Trapp- Midwest Spy (fairly obvious)
Maria- HotD
The Baroness- Username
Uncle Max- O.B.K.
Rolfe- Cracker
Liesl- Ramsey
Friedrich- the Kid
Kurt- Clang
Brigitta- NrKerr
Marta- Heartbreaker
Gretl- Older Than Dirt
Reverend Mother- Duchess
Herr Zeller- ESAD
Sister Margaretta- Sally

Edit: BTW, I can't wait to see Cracker and Ramsey doing '16 going on 17' together.

You're gayer than Sphincter Cop, I never even watched that stupid musical to know who the characters are.

It may lean to the 'Artsy' side, but Captain Von Trapp laid a ton of cable.

Maria was a ball-bustin' bitch, IRL.

Trapp was a henpecked, slip of a man.

I've never watched The Sound of Music.

They leave out the part where she was bangin' Trapp before they were married.

She popped out a kid two months after the nuptials.

That's the problem they were trying to solve.

Maria liked the wild thing.

I've never watched The Sound of Music.

Who would want to? "Oh hey guys, you want to come over and watch the Sound Of Music, no we're gonna stay home and stick our dicks in the meat grinder".

I believe NBC is broadcasting a live version of the Sound of Music this week.

Thought I'd try and revive this old thread.

Again, Sally is freakin' hilarious.