Desert island discs

[Cynical Ninja]

Listen.........you put up a question I answered it so if you don't like it tough shit. I could do all kinds of cool stuff with my fireworks, Blow coconuts out of trees, fire them at the natives and become king Maggot, Shoot them at a plane or boat if I get sick of being there.

I almost said telescope but that would only be good at night.
So STFU and stop asking stupid unrealistic questions about a make believe island in some imaginary ocean twinky.

Oh yeah, and my dictionary? I said that because its one book that you can research almost anything with. There are maps, meanings and phrases, different languages and meanings in there tons of shit to contemplate. I would have said encyclopedia Britannica but that would be a bunch of books.

The question also smokes out idiots and here you are! Anyone that finds a dictionary a fascinating read is retarded an encyclopedia (even a single volume) makes a million times more sense than a dictionary.

If you were going to use the fireworks to attract boats and planes to get you off the island then that's a practical use and that's against the rules anyway, so that's maggotyboo brainfart number two!

If I was going to burgle you I would just set up a firework display outside your house, you would be so distracted going “ooooo“ and “ahhhhh” with dribble running down your chin I could rob you blind and you wouldn't notice until the bright shiny things had stopped going bang.