12-27-2013, 01:04 PM
(12-27-2013, 08:20 AM)crash Wrote: Mock is becoming like a big dose of déjà vu lately..first it was the riddle shit, now the war again? Jesus Christ ..
Maybe this time out, the mock historical ending will be different and Britain will have won the war?
The script will need a few oh-so-minor edits, though.
In the new script, the British wouldn't have grossly overestimated their abilities to cover so much ground and contain 13 colonies at one time; the French wouldn't have proven to be such formidable allies for the Americans; the American revolutionaries wouldn't have been tenacious in holding out and waging war for longer than the British had expected; Benedict Arnold would have been one truly sly mofo who wasn't outed before he could hand the British West Point and control of the Hudson; Washington wouldn't have been able to inspire troops to re-enlist; etc...
Yeah, I think even Hollywood would consider that piece of revisionist history worthless, unless perhaps it was categorized and marketed as a silly satire.