HASN'T BATHED IN 60 YRS.

[Cynical Ninja]

I can believe that. My long haired cat killed & ate a bunny and it gave him the shits. He was revolting! I had to take him to the groomer and get his ass and part of his tail shaved.

My cats are both house cats, literally.

I've tried opening the door for them and saying “go on then!” But no, they just slink off back to their beds like they are saying “screw that! Too cold and dangeous out there!”