Bugging the fuck out of me...

[sally]

If a neighbour had a problem with something we were doing or not doing I would hope they would come to one of us and talk about it.

If they said nothing and just called the cops on us I would go out of my way to piss them off. It would be a case of “you've laid the gauntlet down and we've picked up let the games begin!”

Yes, this definitely sounds like a joke. OMG it's so funny, hahahaha. Idiot. You know damn well it wasn't a joke.