Intelligent design

[Cynical Ninja]

I think humans sure are curious creatures. A situation arises where we become fearful of an outcome, we create a fantasy to deal with it..

Kid lost a tooth? They're all sad about it? Oh don't worry, the Tooth Fairy will fix that..

Worried about your loved ones dying? Never mind, they're off to a magical place called heaven where they get everything they want and bounce about on fluffy clouds, forever! Or is that Valhalla? Oh hang on there's another place where 25 virgins and martyrdom are waiting..

Worried about your own immortality because you didn't get enough out of this life? Never mind, reincarnation awaits! Oh hang on, how do I stay in heaven yet I get reincarnated? Ohhhhhh...my soul stays in heaven...wait, wut?


Fucking magic sky daddies are the concept all good sales strategies are based upon. They prey on inherent human traits; fear of immortality, gullibility and the need to belong. Create the fear, sell the solution.

If you don't have funeral plan insurance, you could be leaving you children with huge debts when you die! Sound familiar?

Fucking religion has more to answer for on this planet than any genocidal dictator.. Intelligent design was just a concept developed to argue with evolution. Science was getting a bit too big for its britches.

Crash maybe an aussie twat.

But when he's right, he's right.

It annoys me when people say “what harm does religion do?”

I'm sorry? what? I have a long and comprehensive list for you if you'd like to see it.