04-10-2014, 01:41 PM
Thanks for understanding, Gunnar. I really tried to make your wish come all-the-way true, but that was as close as I could get.
First, I approached Donkey from Shrek.
![[Image: Donkeyshrek.JPG]](http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/Donkeyshrek.JPG)
But, the smart-ass just likes to run around naked cracking wise and refusing to try new things. Stubborn as a mule.
Then, I approached Eeyore and probably could have finagled it.
![[Image: Eeyore_3.jpg]](http://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2013/09/Eeyore_3.jpg)
But, the poor thing is so sweet and slow, I felt guilty even contemplating moving the bow from the tail to the neck and slapping ear muffs on the lazy-ass.
Sometimes it's hard to get your hands on the ass of your dreams, so you just gotta take the best you can get, I guess.
First, I approached Donkey from Shrek.
But, the smart-ass just likes to run around naked cracking wise and refusing to try new things. Stubborn as a mule.
Then, I approached Eeyore and probably could have finagled it.
But, the poor thing is so sweet and slow, I felt guilty even contemplating moving the bow from the tail to the neck and slapping ear muffs on the lazy-ass.
Sometimes it's hard to get your hands on the ass of your dreams, so you just gotta take the best you can get, I guess.