IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK

[FAHQTOO]

Sorry, FAHQTOO.

No fear, though. Captain Spaulding only appears in dreams with very big women, old porn stars, and cops on a mission. You're safe.

Still, if he approaches you and asks for your keys, best not to turn your back -- just hand them over, grab the grand-daughter, and wave good-bye to your car.




P.s. I can't listen to "Freebird" anymore without picturing the last scene of the movie, damn it.

I'm not opening it. I'm busy.