IN THE KINGDOM OF MOCK

[HairOfTheDog]

I've yet to taste the Crunchy Captain's berries.

They do look big.

Do they get soggy when you coat them in milk, or do they stay nice and firm?

They get soggy within 5 to 10 minutes. Closer to 5 than ten on the average.

Ah, that bowl probably wouldn't last 5 minutes anyway.

I don't eat sugary stuff much -- it's a treat.

I think I'll stick to the original Cap'n when I get to indulge.