If Ramsey was a dog..

[Baldawgbites]

He may not be the best looking dog... but I'll bet he could bite off your genitals, and impregnate your bitch without too much of a struggle from you.

Dawg please, you so funny!




But seriously though, I'll throw you a bone and take that bet.

You could never catch this bitch; I'd doggedly elude you and laugh at you chasing your own tail around.

And even if you could catch me, Quasi Modo has no teeth; all tongue. My genitals have survived such treatment plenty of times -- which makes your bark worse than your bite.

He'd give you a good tongue lashing!!!!