01-12-2009, 01:14 PM
QueenBee Wrote:Hey Frank---
Your mother's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Your mother's so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Your mother's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
FFS QB...........
Surely you can do better than that.