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There's an Australian forum expression "to throw/chuck/do/have a Melba". It refers to someone who throws all of their toys out of the cot, so to speak, puts on a tantrum and vows never to return. The term originated from Dame Nellie Melba, an Australian opera singer who would throw a dramatic last performance only to come back again soon after and repeat the whole thing.

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