The Baldawg is HERE!!!!

[Blindgreed1]

Did BG tell you about the penis pump?!?!

Yeah she had died from deep throating a horse... so i'm guilty of , at best, Grave robbing ... no necrophilia... plus I couldn't move the horse, out of the way to get to her cold stiff meat curtains... and My daughter deserves the best that I can give her... without her knowing where it came from, of course.

As long as there was no animal cruelty or abuse of living humans, the law enforcement agents who routinely monitor the site probably won't be interested in pursuing you. Well, not unless they fell really short of June's arrest quota.

So, the horse/whores connection leads me to believe that you stole that heart during a Tijuana vacation bender? Or, perhaps you were there for business -- working a little horse (not the dead sexy kind this time) smuggling op?

Logistics...doesn't really matter. As long as you had fun and you remembered to pick up or pluck out a souvenir for the kid, that's what counts.

P.s. Gunnar's penis pump = attractive adult women? That's what seems to move him, often and unabashedly.

It moved...