is MF an Italian stallion?

[Cynical Ninja]

Dicks, I am NOT hairy. I have a normal/nice amount of hair, not very hairy AT ALL.

Yeah, your wife is the one with the moustache.

Unmarried testicle-free boys playing house don't get to comment on married men.

It must be quite creepy kissing a greasy human orca with a moustache all the time.

Now go and have some meatballs and some of "da a red a sauce" you guinea prick.

Listen you dysfunctional English Muffin, you only wish you could have food half as good as I eat, meatballs and all ... and if your dopey girlfriend was any more the masculine one in your little play house over there, her cock would weigh more than your entire arm. Even when it's holding a self-defense cell-phone.

I know being married to a female Pavarotti must be difficult, and I know that your latent homosexual tendencies must bother you quite a bit, and of course you have the guinea genes of natural cowardice and dishonesty but there is hope for you.

Take one of your penis substitutes put it in your mouth and blow away all that guilt and inner turmoil.