The Baldawg is HERE!!!!

[HairOfTheDog]

Send Jessica Alba... I'll cook for her and maybe get some sweet action later in the evening... If not... I'll rufie her, and take Nude selfies while sitting next to her semi conscious body on my couch.

You got it.

It's always wise to have a Plan B. So, I'll push Richard into second string position just in case Jessica has important appointments that she can't reschedule when your time comes.




She might be busy tanning her ass or something like that.