THE GOOD OL' DAYS

[Duchess]

There's nothing worthwhile on television. Reality tv sucks ass. I haven't seen a wonderful comedy in years! I loved MASH, those people knew how to mock like nobodies business. There are no good interview shows, that old fart Larry King knew how to conduct an interview, he shut the hell up and let the guest speak. HGTV is okay sometimes. Game of Thrones gets 5 stars, so does football.

Cars are made from plastic and I could probably carry a bumper myself.

Our food is full of crap, sometimes old food doesn't even mold or shrivel, it's plastic too.

There's a pill for almost everything, even to get boners, imagine that.