Great Deal!!

[Middle Finger]

Or in your case, being the physically and mentally injured fat-ass walrus spawn that I easily identified courtesy your dysfunctional hard nipple condition.

I guess my physical similarity to a pillow is what makes your nipples hard every time you wank, er talk to me? I would be flattered, I guess, but premature ejaculation while posting just isn't that attractive.

I agree. The fact that you do have such a strong physical and mental similarity to body pillows is the only reason I bother chatting with you at all.

That's right, you're MF's Ejacu-Bitch. Feel free to update your custom title accordingly.

It's a shame that the size of your dick is inversely proportional to the size your phallic finger icon would be in 'real life'. Otherwise, it could have been fun for the few seconds it lasted.

Attempts to shrinky-dink my gorgeous man-pump are fruitless, Ejacu-Bitch. I'm a healthy, normal, spawn-producing male and while dance your little dance here, just remember:

You're only as good as the body pillow you remind me of, and right now, you're about here: