WHAT DO YOU VALUE?

[Donovan]

A finely crafted IPA

How could I have forgotten about beer, I value that above everything.

This was a pub I was at the other day and these are just the drafts that were in front of me. They wrapped all around the bar. I liked the Scottish ale with the blue handle the best. It had a cream on top and hints of coffee and hazelnuts.

I'll ignore your obvious drunken cry for help and say without joking I tried very hard to cultivate a taste for fine beers a couple years back. My local grocery store Wegman's, AKA best damn grocery store in the known universe, has a frigging huge selection of microbrews and ales and anything beer-related. Talking hundreds of them.

But I never could make myself like beer enough to stick with it. I thought originally it was my early exposure to skunk beer like Budweiser and Coors, but even the fancy stuff just doesn't do it for me.