01-21-2009, 11:51 AM
Middle Finger Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:I need to make a rule about mocking my pillows ... poor fucking things don't harm anyone.
I shouldn't mock them, I actually feel sorry for them, having your sweaty cocktail sausage and marbles rubbing against them every night.
You should be so lucky. It's far better than rubbing on that small-titted, unmarried, out-of-wedlock-spawning, broken-toothed British slut that you have.
If you saw a picture of my soon to be wife you would be drooling greaseball, she is technically out of my league also but hey-ho she loves me. As for small titted?, 38-D is big enough for me!
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.